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Brendan Mackin
Forward / Anywhere he wants
21 The
Superstar can do no wrong. Although not content with being
the 'Great White Hope' of the Shanes, Brendy has resorted
to injuring his own teammates in training when any threat
is made to his superstar status. |

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Patrick Gregory
Forward
20 More
likely to find Paddy in StarSnax than on the training field.
Has established a reputation for pulling the odd classic shirt
out of the bag of a Sunday. Only man that has to set his alarm
clock for a Friday evening throw up. |
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Kieran Murphy
Forward
25 Despite
has elderly appearance 'The Murph' is still only 25. Drifted
in and out of the set up for the past two years but now Fat
Man is back from Oz, 'Essential' rarely misses a session. |

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Cathal Murphy
Forward
20 Spud
still clings to his St.Malachy's Park roots after moving to
Dromintee and realising it was minus craic. Made a massive
impact in corner forward last year, and despite his small
appearence, underestimate him at your peril........ "Spud
Loves Goals". |

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Ben Treanor
Forward
31 Now
that there is finally a mirror in the changing room and J
mac has returned to the set up, Benji is putting his all into
the Seniors this year. Saving for his wedding to 'The Princess'
in a few years, Benji has started collecting the fines from
the lads in the changing rooms....coincidence?? |

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John McMahon
Forward
33 J
Mac has returned from a years absence with a bang. With his
inspirational speeches and motivational text messages the
team are chumping at the bit for the start of the season.
Although, some of the boys have complained to the Gaffer about
John's continual use of big words which most of them have
no idea of the meaning. |

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Donal Feeley
Forward
26 'The
Machine' has really made an impact this year in training.
Has players bouncing off him after the effort he put in while
in the boxing club. |

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Neil Paul Lennon
Forward
18 Another
one of the St.Malachys Park crew who only come to training
together or not at all. Neil Paul took the Murphs coveted
scoring record a few years back when he kicked 4-5 against
Phelim Brady's in his debut season. |

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Mícheál Brady
Forward
20 Son
of Joe used to strut about the training field pinging pin
point passes and boasting amazing fitness levels with an All
Ireland Colleges medal in his back pocket. But now in his
second year of university beer and women are in the forfront
of Micheals mind. |

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Darren Grant
Forward
25 After
a two year absence from Ireland due to travelling in Austrailia,
'Fat Man' has returned, not with a tan like everyone else
but with a woman. |

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Oliver McKinley
Forward
26 The
Rug of Love consistently provides after hours entertainment
in his barn after a night on the razz. Adopted by the Bradys,
Del Boy has been known to let the odd rocket off from time
to time. |

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Raymie Fitzpatrick
Forward
25 Fitzy
went awol for the past two years, trying to break into the
Premiership with his displays with Newry City. Now with his
third club in two seasons, Raymie has realised the Gaelic
is the place to be and has returned with great effect. |

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Ollie Boyle
Forward
17 The
Indian is in his debut season with the senior team while still
playing with the minors. He is currently in training for the
Camlough Triathlon in June, with hopes of beating current
senior player, Neil Paul Lennon's, time from last year. |

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David Muckian
Forward
28 Muckian
is one of the senior team who is recently married and because
of that is trying to spend all the free time he has at the
Shanes, even went to the lengths of joining the committee. |